Stale Catfood
A comedically dark novel that literally grows like a weed on its readers, Stale Catfood pokes fun at the social definitions of what is and isn’t a completed work of fiction. In this wildly original satirical turf-war story, get ready for Harris, Pippa, Addison, Trent, April — and the rest of these fun-loving rivals and misfits to zoom you all over Grumble Neck County as they take care of business. Watch out, cause this book will make you laugh-out-loud-till-it-hurts-mind-u! This book is for adults only. Parental discretion is advised. Table of Contents 1Eyes1 2You Sure About That2 3Pippa Bored3 4Mad Driving Skills4 5When Calvarist’s Snap5 6Skinny Motel6 7Avec Pomme Fritte7 8Sit. Please.8 9Harris’ Lab Test9 10Gangs10 11Party Slash Dinner Thing11 12Simac Courts12 13Mobile Flash13 14Who’s Updike?14 Prologue Everything, everyone underground. The Calliope. That’ll do it mister. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. There. That’s better. And that’s it for the day. Class dismissed. Just kidding. SIT DOWN!...