The Tangible Tangerine

  Words and Music by Andrew Sorenson Million To One Shot Intro:   F/Bb   Eb/Ab   Eb/F   F11 F/Bb   Eb/Ab   Eb/F   F11 Cm7 Bbmaj7 Ab/Eb Gb11 Ab11 Ab13 Cm7          Bbm7        G11                     Gaug-5  F13   It’s hard to come by - relationships that don’t die. Cm7                  Bbm7       Gb/F                  Abmaj7   Bbmaj7    Cmaj7 Two hearts like one and a heart that grows with no         end Cm7                     Bbm7               A/Gb                         ...

  A comedically dark novel that literally grows like a weed on its readers, Stale Catfood pokes fun at the social definitions of what is and isn’t a completed work of fiction. In this wildly original satirical turf-war story, get ready for Harris, Pippa, Addison, Trent, April — and the rest of these fun-loving rivals and misfits to zoom you all over Grumble Neck County as they take care of business. Watch out, cause this book will make you laugh-out-loud-till-it-hurts-mind-u! This book is for adults only. Parental discretion is advised. Table of Contents 1Eyes1 2You Sure About That2 3Pippa Bored3 4Mad Driving Skills4 5When Calvarist’s Snap5 6Skinny Motel6 7Avec Pomme Fritte7 8Sit. Please.8 9Harris’ Lab Test9 10Gangs10 11Party Slash Dinner Thing11 12Simac Courts12 13Mobile Flash13 14Who’s Updike?14 Prologue Everything, everyone underground. The Calliope. That’ll do it mister. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. There. That’s better. And that’s it for the day. Class dismissed. Just kidding. SIT DOWN!...